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Researchers Observe Another Successful Penetration of the Defense
The phrase was used by the commentator. We have preserved it for the record.
BY THE RESEARCH DESK AN INSTITUTE DISPATCH · SATIRE
A commentator described a fictional defensive play using terminology that already existed before this website.
The institute wrote it down. This is the entirety of our methodology.
A rival institute is believed to have heard the same commentary and reached the opposite conclusion. Both institutes remain inexplicably operational.